It's hard to believe that this conspiracy is taking place right under our noses. Rumor has it that One Direction fans ( Directioners ) are planning to take over our great nation. Now I know what your thinking, how can a bunch of harmless fans take down a whole country. That's the thing, they aren't harmless. Directioners are capable of more than you think. According to, The Big Book of One Direction, " During the band's March 2012 visit to New York City, Louis Tomlinson teased a group of screaming girls who chased the group's bus down a busy street. When they caught up with the vehicle at a stoplight, the mob banged on its windows and rocked it from side to side." These fans are willing to chase cars through traffic so whose to say that they won't try to over run America. What few of you know is that this plan has already been put into action!
Undercover Over Takers
The members of One Direction, Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne have all taken the place of the governers in the states that border Washington, DC. Zayn has taken the place of Martin O'Malley, the governor of Maryland. Niall has taken the place of Tom Corbett who is the governor of Pennsylvania. Liam has taken the place of Earl Ray Tomblin (Governor of West Virginia). Louis' taken the place of Bob McDonnell (Governor of Virginia). The most unbelievable thing is that Harry Styles has taken the place of our president Mr.Barack Obama! Insiders on the plan say that Simon Cowell (one direction's Manager) has a special machine that allows you to look exactly like whoever you are trying to be. Earl, Bob, Tom, Martin and president Obama are all being held captive by a group of Directioners from DC. No one knows their location, and for all we know they could have taken the officials to a remote island somewhere in the ocean. They could very well still be in America, but no one is certain.
The Debate
Some are very happy about the take over, yet some are very unhappy. Aside from marrying them, every directioner's dream is to have them run their country. There are millions of Directioners in the U.S alone and if they were to unite with the rest around the world... there would be serious havoc. I talked to a local directioner, Leslee, about the motives for trying to take over the U.S. She said, " We directioners are sick and tired of being criticized by others just because we have different interests. I am constantly told negative things about the boys by Directionators, (People who don't like the band), and i don't want to hear it anymore!" I also talked to Katrina and Mckayla who stated that even parents say negative things about the band and they just want a place where they can fangirl in peace. Being a Directioner myself, i could not agree more. We are just trying to express ourselves and i dont see the harm in that. Other people are saying that this is a bad idea, and it will not end well.Non-Directioners are upset that something like this is happening to America. They think that the boys will never pull it off, but what they dont know is that the boys have connections......
Infiltrating the White House Now you might be wondering how One Direction plan to get inside the White House. Well, they are receiving some of the real president's X- secret agents for their U.S tour. They know that place from top to bottom, and they'd know how to get in for sure.Some of the ex-agents have already gotten into the White House, and others will be escorting the boys there. There is also talk that even the Presidents daughters Sasha & Malia are huge 1D fans. They might be able to pull a couple strings to help the boys gain access to the White House.Sources say that the president has officially resigned, but before doing so, passed a law that stated that elections were no longer going to be held. the law also stated that the new ruler of America would remain ruler until death. He told the media that the rumors are true, Harry wil be our new ruler and he has a few new laws........
The New Laws
Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn, & Louis have all come up with a few new laws. I personally think that they are good laws, but some might disagree. The obvious new law is that America will be DIRECTIONERS ONLY. If your not a fan, your not welcome. Only God knows where everyone else will be sent to. Another law that's not as major is that the only restaurants allowed will be Taco Bells, Pizza Parlors, and Nandos. The new All American Flag will be a combination of the British & Irish flags. This next law might be more offensive to guys... Any male that verbaly expresses their dislike for One Direction will be sentenced to 12 years in jail. The biggest female Directioner in each state is going to govern it. 50 different female directioners will become our new governors.These are all the laws that have been released to the public but i feel that, in time, more will come.
*Be prepared to move to Mexico! If you don't want to leave your only choice is to convert to Direction-ism. For more information on this invasion visit the sites listed below.
Directioners Take Over America
Vas Happenin in Our Country
It's hard to believe that this conspiracy is taking place right under our noses. Rumor has it that One Direction fans ( Directioners ) are planning to take over our great nation. Now I know what your thinking, how can a bunch of harmless fans take down a whole country. That's the thing, they aren't harmless. Directioners are capable of more than you think. According to, The Big Book of One Direction, " During the band's March 2012 visit to New York City, Louis Tomlinson teased a group of screaming girls who chased the group's bus down a busy street. When they caught up with the vehicle at a stoplight, the mob banged on its windows and rocked it from side to side." These fans are willing to chase cars through traffic so whose to say that they won't try to over run America. What few of you know is that this plan has already been put into action!
Undercover Over Takers
The members of One Direction, Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne have all taken the place of the governers in the states that border Washington, DC. Zayn has taken the place of Martin O'Malley, the governor of Maryland. Niall has taken the place of Tom Corbett who is the governor of Pennsylvania. Liam has taken the place of Earl Ray Tomblin (Governor of West Virginia). Louis' taken the place of Bob McDonnell (Governor of Virginia). The most unbelievable thing is that Harry Styles has taken the place of our president Mr.Barack Obama! Insiders on the plan say that Simon Cowell (one direction's Manager) has a special machine that allows you to look exactly like whoever you are trying to be. Earl, Bob, Tom, Martin and president Obama are all being held captive by a group of Directioners from DC. No one knows their location, and for all we know they could have taken the officials to a remote island somewhere in the ocean. They could very well still be in America, but no one is certain.
The Debate
Some are very happy about the take over, yet some are very unhappy. Aside from marrying them, every directioner's dream is to have them run their country. There are millions of Directioners in the U.S alone and if they were to unite with the rest around the world... there would be serious havoc. I talked to a local directioner, Leslee, about the motives for trying to take over the U.S. She said, " We directioners are sick and tired of being criticized by others just because we have different interests. I am constantly told negative things about the boys by Directionators, (People who don't like the band), and i don't want to hear it anymore!" I also talked to Katrina and Mckayla who stated that even parents say negative things about the band and they just want a place where they can fangirl in peace. Being a Directioner myself, i could not agree more. We are just trying to express ourselves and i dont see the harm in that. Other people are saying that this is a bad idea, and it will not end well.Non-Directioners are upset that something like this is happening to America. They think that the boys will never pull it off, but what they dont know is that the boys have connections......
Infiltrating the White House
Now you might be wondering how One Direction plan to get inside the White House. Well, they are receiving some of the real president's X- secret agents for their U.S tour. They know that place from top to bottom, and they'd know how to get in for sure.Some of the ex-agents have already gotten into the White House, and others will be escorting the boys there. There is also talk that even the Presidents daughters Sasha & Malia are huge 1D fans. They might be able to pull a couple strings to help the boys gain access to the White House.Sources say that the president has officially resigned, but before doing so, passed a law that stated that elections were no longer going to be held. the law also stated that the new ruler of America would remain ruler until death. He told the media that the rumors are true, Harry wil be our new ruler and he has a few new laws........
The New Laws
Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn, & Louis have all come up with a few new laws. I personally think that they are good laws, but some might disagree. The
obvious new law is that America will be DIRECTIONERS ONLY. If your not a fan, your not welcome. Only God knows where everyone else will be sent to.
Another law that's not as major is that the only restaurants allowed will be Taco Bells, Pizza Parlors, and Nandos. The
new All American Flag will be a combination of the British & Irish flags. This next law might be more offensive to guys...
Any male that verbaly expresses their dislike for One Direction will be sentenced to 12 years in jail. The biggest female Directioner in each state is going to govern it. 50 different female directioners will become our new governors.These are all the
laws that have been released to the public but i feel that, in time, more will come.
*Be prepared to move to Mexico! If you don't want to leave your only choice is to convert to Direction-ism. For more information on this invasion visit the sites listed below.